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  <title>columbia coordinates its wars just as i do mine.</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:37:36 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>ass or titties?</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:23:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Chibur!</title>
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  <description>&amp;nbsp;Hey, so my chinchilla is about to turn about a year old, his name is Chiburashka, he&apos;s such a sweetheart, I love him to death.&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, He&apos;s started to bite his fur out and he actually peed on my clothes yesterday which is REALLY unlike him. I&apos;m pretty sure he started biting out his fur because I just hadn&apos;t had time to really play with him and was bored, so I plan on solving that problem - but the peeing was super strange. Usually he was run back to his cage and pee there, maybe he&apos;s resentful but I also think maybe it&apos;s hormones - he&apos;s a year old or so, so he&apos;s probably hormonal and randy - hes obviously not fixed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Should I be worried? I can&apos;t afford to get him a friend even though&amp;nbsp;I would absolutely love to. Just wondering if there&apos;s anything I&amp;nbsp;can do for him, he has plenty of chew toys, I always give him lots of toys and whatnot. I spoil him and spend all my xmas money on him. x]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Should I&amp;nbsp;be worried?&amp;nbsp;Is there anything I can do to guarantee he stops biting his fur and helps him with his boredom?&amp;nbsp;I&apos;ve been REALLY busy with exams and sometimes I&amp;nbsp;just don&apos;t have to time to let him out as much as I&apos;m sure he and I would both like and really pay attention and makes sure he doesn&apos;t get into any trouble. :\</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:31:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The first time I went to the Red Square, I went into the large mall they have there and my grandma told me I could pick anything I wanted to from the shelves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found a plastic, metallic purple camera which cost only 7 dollars. She bought it for me. I took pictures of the tips of the Kremlins from the red bricks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was always so warm there.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:06:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 22:38:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>well, since everyone else is doing it.</title>
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  <description>&amp;nbsp;YOU GET :&lt;br /&gt;One question.&lt;br /&gt;One chance.&lt;br /&gt;One honest answer.&lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s all you get.&lt;br /&gt;You get to ask me one question.&lt;br /&gt;Any question, anything, no matter how crazy or personal it is.&lt;br /&gt;And I promise to answer truthfully.&lt;br /&gt;No catch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comments are screened!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:26:54 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;*bangs on wall*&lt;br /&gt;*dogs bark*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;sasha: wtf. bark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;PAAAARRRTTYYYYY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>promotion</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/ultimatexbeauty/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e296/lindaloupop/ultimatexbeauty/promote.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_ultimatexbeauty&apos; lj:user=&apos;ultimatexbeauty&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://community.livejournal.com/ultimatexbeauty/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://community.livejournal.com/ultimatexbeauty/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;ultimatexbeauty&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~75+ members&lt;br /&gt;~Many new applicants, active members &amp; mods&lt;br /&gt;~Daily activities including icontests, superlatives, themes, debates, etc.&lt;br /&gt;~Very active community &amp; you never run out of things to do&lt;br /&gt;~No drama &amp; voters are always honest but never rude!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_ultimatexbeauty&apos; lj:user=&apos;ultimatexbeauty&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://community.livejournal.com/ultimatexbeauty/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://community.livejournal.com/ultimatexbeauty/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;ultimatexbeauty&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:37:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>BT community?</title>
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  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;i was searching for a good billy talent community and there seems to be a lack of one? &lt;br /&gt;would anyone be interested in making one with me? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;comment. :]&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>pezz!</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:51:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>FRIENDS CUT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YEP.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;comment. YOU HAVE TO COMMENT if you want to stay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 00:33:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>lyke omg pubic...I MEAN PUBLIC.</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seven Things to Do Before I Die: &lt;br /&gt;- play at least 120 gigs. &lt;br /&gt;- see green day and idiot zone plz&lt;br /&gt;- meet mike dirnt or green day?&lt;br /&gt;- adopt a kid.&lt;br /&gt;- become a musician. no duh.&lt;br /&gt;- go to berkley guitar school.&lt;br /&gt;- play music until the day i die.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seven Things I Can’t Do: &lt;br /&gt;- Express myself clearly.&lt;br /&gt;- Tell people how much I actually do love them.&lt;br /&gt;- get good grades in math.&lt;br /&gt;- live without my music.&lt;br /&gt;- can&apos;t wait for high school xD&lt;br /&gt;- forget my past.&lt;br /&gt;- Live without support.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seven Things that Attract Me To My Husband (or significant other): &lt;br /&gt;- funny&lt;br /&gt;- dark hair. haha.&lt;br /&gt;- musician&lt;br /&gt;- has no problem hanging out with me and still acting like we&apos;re friends.&lt;br /&gt;- doesn&apos;t snog you 24/7&lt;br /&gt;- nice smile.&lt;br /&gt;- huggable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seven Things I Say Most Often: &lt;br /&gt;- &quot;oh snapp crackle pop.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- &quot;pinged!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- &quot;Oh em gee.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- &quot;...uh huh.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- &quot;i love you.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- &quot;kinky!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- &quot;stuff you!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seven Books (or Series) I Love: &lt;br /&gt;- The Catcher In The Rye&lt;br /&gt;- There&apos;s a Girl In My Hammerlock! (stfu)&lt;br /&gt;- Harry Potter?&lt;br /&gt;- Speak&lt;br /&gt;- The Child Called &quot;It&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- more but i forget&lt;br /&gt;- stuff you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seven Movies I Would Watch Over and Over Again: &lt;br /&gt;- The School Of Rock (17 times)&lt;br /&gt;- Bullet In a Bible&lt;br /&gt;- Legally Blonde&lt;br /&gt;- The rest&lt;br /&gt;- just annoy&lt;br /&gt;- the fucking daylights&lt;br /&gt;- out of me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IN 2005 HAVE I:&lt;br /&gt;Hugged someone? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Gotten into a fight? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Cried? don&apos;t get me started.&lt;br /&gt;Smoked? nope.&lt;br /&gt;Drank alcohol? yesh &lt;br /&gt;Kissed someone on the cheek? yes. &lt;br /&gt;Reunited with an old friend? Andy!&lt;br /&gt;Been suspended? ALMOST.&lt;br /&gt;Let something go? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Been whipped? no.&lt;br /&gt;Learned any important lessons? there are people who can help you.&lt;br /&gt;Got a kiss on the cheek? nope.&lt;br /&gt;Kissed someone on the lips? nope.&lt;br /&gt;Considered suicide? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Gone to a funeral? no.&lt;br /&gt;Had to get over someone? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Fall in love? mmmm...not really. it was torture in the end xD now we&apos;re just friends.&lt;br /&gt;Cut/dyed your hair drastically? chaa.&lt;br /&gt;Flirted? uh...no.&lt;br /&gt;Been backstabbed? yeah&lt;br /&gt;Taken somebody&apos;s pants off? no, but someone almost depants-ed me. i swear. that&apos;s cruel.&lt;br /&gt;Taken somebody&apos;s shirt off? ahaha yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Had sex? nope.&lt;br /&gt;Missed someone? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Hit someone? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;broken something really important to you? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Cuddled with someone? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Held hands? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Made out? no.&lt;br /&gt;Had your heart broken? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Broken somebody&apos;s heart? ummm...sorta?&lt;br /&gt;Done something you really regretted? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Laughed so hard that it hurt? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Cried so hard that it hurt? yes. &lt;br /&gt;Had someone tell you that they like you? yes -.-&lt;br /&gt;Got cheated on? no.&lt;br /&gt;Gone on a date? haha no.&lt;br /&gt;Got dumped? no.&lt;br /&gt;Dumped someone? it was more of a rejection.&lt;br /&gt;Made a new screen name? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Lost a friend? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Gotten any tattoos/piercings? nope.&lt;br /&gt;Watched porn? uh...*shifty eyes*&lt;br /&gt;Been in a love/hate relationship? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Liked someone so much that it hurt? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Loved someone so much that it hurt? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Been grounded? yeah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FRIENDS:&lt;br /&gt;lost: um...no one. yet.&lt;br /&gt;drifted: Becky, Lizz.&lt;br /&gt;found: Matt, Chelsea, Jessica, Shelby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS:&lt;br /&gt;found: hum&lt;br /&gt;lost:  bug&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BODY:&lt;br /&gt;weight: ummm...you know, i&apos;m not sure. i&apos;m heavy but i&apos;m muscular.&lt;br /&gt;piercings/tattoos: ears.&lt;br /&gt;height: 5&apos;6.&lt;br /&gt;hair: brown.&lt;br /&gt;other: meow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WORK:&lt;br /&gt;careers: babysitting! and i&apos;ve started a minor career in music.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;STUDIES:&lt;br /&gt;wow. i need to get all A&apos;s or &quot;buhbye&quot; guitar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BAD THINGS I HAVE DONE:&lt;br /&gt;became untrusting.&lt;br /&gt;lied. a lot.&lt;br /&gt;spit on someone&apos;s head. ouch.&lt;br /&gt;let myself fall behind in studies.&lt;br /&gt;angel faced.&lt;br /&gt;ruined my time at the concert because i was determined to do something but ended up just making everything too complicated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GOOD THINGS I HAVE DONE:&lt;br /&gt;saw Green Day&lt;br /&gt;Met friends.&lt;br /&gt;faced my past.&lt;br /&gt;made a future.&lt;br /&gt;met my amazing friends.&lt;br /&gt;changed my style.&lt;br /&gt;became addicted to music.&lt;br /&gt;made a goal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NEW EXPERIENCES:&lt;br /&gt;sharing my past.&lt;br /&gt;depression plz.&lt;br /&gt;THAT THING. OVER THE SUMMER.&lt;br /&gt;cried in front of the police.&lt;br /&gt;slapped someone.&lt;br /&gt;ran away.&lt;br /&gt;smiled.&lt;br /&gt;got on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;tore a picture of my family into pieces.&lt;br /&gt;got ramona :D&lt;br /&gt;nicknames.&lt;br /&gt;made lots o&apos; new friends.&lt;br /&gt;shopped at hot topic ong.&lt;br /&gt;laughed and critisised someone XD&lt;br /&gt;stopped apologizing about things that had nothing to do with me.&lt;br /&gt;heard my mom speak the word &quot;divorce&quot; many many many many times.&lt;br /&gt;became obbsessive compulsive.&lt;br /&gt;found I&apos;m bisexual.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THINGS I HOPE TO DO IN 2006:&lt;br /&gt;i suppose...i mean i guess fall in love.&lt;br /&gt;be in a band.&lt;br /&gt;write songs that don&apos;t suck a fuck.&lt;br /&gt;stop using lame curse words.&lt;br /&gt;...be happy?&lt;br /&gt;stop being obbsessive compulsive.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 02:50:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>WHOOT NEW AWESOME COMMUNITY!</title>
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Join! You need to read the rules and info and such to really understand
what it&apos;s all about...but join! Because i love you all and me and erin
worked our asses off so join! :D&lt;br&gt;
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We&apos;re not gonna let this one diee.&lt;br&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:43:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>pass it onnnnnn</title>
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  <description>A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, &quot;I&apos;m gay.&quot; The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn&apos;t matter if you&apos;re straight, bi, or gay. It doesn&apos;t matter if you&apos;re catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know you would.</description>
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